the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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