You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize