His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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