you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Randomize
