the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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