no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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