I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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So much rum. So many feels.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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