In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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