i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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