I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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