Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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