His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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