Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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