My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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