love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Never underestimate the power of titties
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
