We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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