: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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