its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
did i walk over a car last night?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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