walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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