Don't you send me to vm
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Randomize
