if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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