mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
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all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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