Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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