"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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