**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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