I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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