I saw his package. It spoke to me.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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