I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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