why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize