I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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