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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I would fuck him just for his dog
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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