so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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