was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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