I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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