direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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