One girl and one boy is just not enough.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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