true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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