I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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