How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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