He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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