On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
she looked like the before picture.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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