I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.