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• (519): View more from Ontario

  why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.

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• (408): View more from California

  she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part

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• (631): View more from New York

  I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me

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• (347): View more from New York

  Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.

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