Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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