What a fucking waste of an outfit
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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