this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I need a hoe opinion
go on
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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