I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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