are you so shy because you have an std?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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