you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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