Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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