Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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