Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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