Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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