Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(702): View more from Nevada

did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???

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(803): View more from South Carolina

there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.

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(804): View more from Virginia

finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney

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(586): View more from Michigan

You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.

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(409): View more from Texas

I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.

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