is your mom at the bar?
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Please, let me fuck your mom
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
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It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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