Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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